Effing Hell

Man, the pin-ups keep getting put down. I would immediately suspect the handsomests, but their luck hasn't been too great either. Who is trying to sabotage us? My primary suspect is the Rattle Snakes (AKA Battle Snakes). They've been wanting revenge since the day we made them eat our dust.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU STUPID SNAKES? Two stolen bikes, one broken back. But you won't break our spirits...