Not so PC on my MAC

I got a haircut yesterday which makes me look less jooy than ever. Today I met with an older gentleman, very nice man. We were talking about vacations spots and he said that he was actually going on a vacation trip. I asked where to and whatnot he replied, "taking my mother-in-law to the airport." I thought, this man is funny, he is. At the end of our meeting he said, "Now make sure that you don't give me Gentile prices, I want Kosher ones." and i laughed, thats funny isn't it?